S1E21: Who’s Most Likely To

A dumb little card deck can reveal a lot. We sit down with a “Who’s Most Likely To” party game and suddenly we’re debating marriage sleep rules, defending the right to pockets, and admitting exactly how comfortable we are with chaos. The prompts are simple, but the answers spiral fast, especially when we start assigning cards to our listeners and calling out the friends who absolutely would sit at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

From there, we take a hard left into pure nostalgia: old school Black Friday shopping when the line wrapped around the building, the plan of attack was basically a military op, and the post-haul debrief felt like a victory lap. We also talk retail reality, why modern “Black Friday month” deals feel like a scam, and why paying shipping on Cyber Monday should be illegal. If you’ve ever worked retail, chased doorbusters, or just love hearing people rant with purpose, you’ll feel seen.

We keep the momentum with the big opinion topics: craft beer snobs, tasting notes that sound like performance art, and why trying new breweries is fun until someone gets pretentious about it. Then we end where joy lives: Taco Bell, sober Taco Bell, and the weirdly serious art of fast food fries and fountain soda. Hit play for comedy, party game energy, and the kind of unscripted stories that only show up when the cards get personal.

Subscribe for more, share this with a friend who would definitely get the “zero standards” card, and leave a review if you want to support the show. What “most likely to” prompt would expose you immediately?

Transcript

Disclaimer And Welcome

SPEAKER_02 0:14

Before we begin today's episode, we would like to share a quick disclaimer. The views, opinions, and statements expressed by the hosts and guests on this podcast are their own personal views and are provided in their own capacity. All content is editorial, opinion-based, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Listener discretion is advised.

SPEAKER_06 0:40

Hello there. Welcome to another exhilarating episode of the Silly Goose Society podcast. I'm Kyle. This is Ange, and today I want to play a game.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

Okay, Jigsaw.

SPEAKER_06 0:55

Thank you. Thank you very much. Technically, his name wasn't Jigsaw. It was John Kramer. We're gonna get into that. Anywho, we're gonna find out, or at least we're gonna- I'm going to ask, and we're gonna kind of debate amongst each other, who's most likely to. It's just like a box of cards that I have, and it's just like who's most likely to this the other thing? And so we're gonna see. I'm gonna read off some random bullshit, and we're gonna see which one of us we feel is most likely would do the thing. We're feeling the thing, or the stuff.

SPEAKER_02 1:22

Okay. I'm going in blind this week, so I'm I'm I'm ready to play whatever game you've got going on.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

I can't remember the last time I actually played this game. Like with it's one of those games that was kind of like the massive surge when cards gain humanity was like the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:41

So like every Tom, Dick, and Harry and Tom with a hairy dick was fucking coming out with some type of a card game that was like, okay, you deal out a bunch of cards and each everyone takes turns reading of one thing to put them in. There how many fucking card games was like that? That was all the same thing, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:56

Yeah. It's kind of like that one.

SPEAKER_06 1:58

Everyone just kind of you just kind of deal around through, and then you just kind of sit there and you, you know, everyone pulls out one of the cards and goes, who's most likely to? And then you and your friends would decide on who was the person and that person gets them. So it's like it's like um golf rules, though. You don't want the amount of cards, whether they're good, bad, or indifferent. You don't you want the least amount of cards by the time you decide the game is over.

SPEAKER_01 2:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 2:22

Um, I don't think I ever won this game whenever we played with the game.

Board Games We Actually Play

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Well, okay. Well, that tells me a lot uh right there. Because I kind of know what the game is, but not really. But from what uh you described, uh yeah, that's that says a lot. You know what? Speaking of card games, you know what card game I really want, but like I need to find my people locally that I can play this game with. Um go fish. Well, no, it is the it is the go fish version, but it's called Go Fuck Yourself.

SPEAKER_06 2:56

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

I want that game so bad.

SPEAKER_06 3:01

But sounds like fun. I've seen that one.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

I really like I like games. I like card games, board games, but like I'm in a family of people who don't like board games or card games, and I I just have never I need to I needed like a like an in-real life friend group um that enjoys that.

SPEAKER_06 3:22

We will have to try to find some way to make up a like once, if not twice a year, we're gonna have like a big meetup because we love games too. We're definitely we are like typical millennial honkies where we just want to have friends come over and like play the shit ton and an obnoxious amount of just like board games and not just like, oh, let's play Parcheesy and fucking Monopoly and whatnot. No, these are like these are like the board games that are like$60,$70 and have like a lot of pieces, and there's like 40 minutes of instructions on how to play. Yeah. But it's so much fucking fun to play. One of my favorite ones in the whole entire goddamn world is called Lords of Water Deep.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

The name itself is intriguing.

SPEAKER_06 4:05

Yeah, it's a uh it's like a DD spin-off board game. So it's like a DD board game.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 4:10

So you have your realm and you gotta complete stuff. Oh my god, it's so intricate, it's so ridiculous. It literally takes like 30 fucking minutes just to set up. It's so it's so much fucking fun though. Yeah. Oh man, yeah. No, we we love board games, and uh, we got a shit ton of them. We literally filled a tote with all the games that we have, and it's still not all of them because we have a bunch more still at Lawrence Parents' house. So we're kind of hoping that we can kind of do more times like that where we just kind of hang out and just play these games.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:37

But we do have a a lot of like the card games that are just kind of the same.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

Yeah, there's some fun card games.

SPEAKER_06 4:44

Yeah, oh yeah, there's definitely some fun ones, but like I said, six of one, they're all they're all the same. Like we have the one joking hazards, where it's like you gotta create a little like comic strip, but it's the same thing. The person who's turn it is flip takes one from one pile, one from another pile, and that's the that's the first panel, the second panel, and then everyone has to throw a card and they feel is the third panel, and then the one that makes them laugh the most is what goes. So it's a fun one because it's a little cartoon strip.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:11

Um, but it's that tell me that's not the same thing as apples to apples or cards against humanity.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Right, right. I kind of miss uh some of the drinking games that you know there was uh like spoons, like some of the games, oh yes, like the fights that would break out over spoons.

SPEAKER_06 5:33

Spoons, yeah. I remember in middle school, I went to an inner city middle school. Um that's where I learned how to play spades and pity pat. Oh my god. Dude, the asp weapons that would be dealing for them. I dash I just learned, I just learned over uh um during Christmas, on Christmas Eve. Um I finally learned, do I remember how to play it? No, but if I kind of play it another couple times, I'll remember. Uh Cribbage. Because like that was the go-to game that um my father-in-law. Um so like so like Lauren's father, Lauren's uncle. There was always it's like the three old farks. They always end up gathering around and playing cribbage, I'm telling you, for hours. They'll play like a dozen games, and they'll just get shit housed and play cribbage at the family functions. And I was just like, I I need to learn how to play this. I want to learn how to play this.

SPEAKER_02 6:27

In my family, it was canasta.

SPEAKER_06 6:31

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 6:32

And I still I mean, I really, I I mean, like, if you can get a partner that really can play, like I love me some canasta.

SPEAKER_06 6:44

Anyway, all right, so let's find out. And we will ask, I'm just gonna grab them randomly from the deck here. Who is most likely to who most likely is always the little spoon?

SPEAKER_02 7:04

Uh I would say me. I can't picture you being the little spoon.

SPEAKER_06 7:15

I will say this. If I am, it's not necessarily willingly. I've been calling against my will. Well, I don't know what it is. I have this, it's just one of my weird little OCD things. 99.9% of the time I have to like sleep, like facing off of the bed.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:33

So I I like I said, it's not that it's not like, oh no, get the hell away from not like repulsive. My wife's not repulsive, must say anything like that one. Right. I just happen to sleep that way. And so like in the middle of the night, if she's gonna be like, mm-hmm, I'm cold, and it's gonna cut up against me. Yeah, technically now by law, by definition, she is big spoon.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Yeah, so little spoon, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:51

It happens more than not, yeah. You know, but am I like, no, I want to be small spoon?

unknown 7:57

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I took it. Like, you know, yeah. No, I don't, I see. Here's the thing. Like, I am a proponent for these married couples who sleep in separate beds. Like, I just like let me sleep. I don't don't be touching me, don't be trying to, you know, like just let me have my corner of the bed and just let me sleep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:28

Yeah, no, it's kind of like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:29

Yeah, no, from time to time there's there's there's some there's some cuddles here's and there's yeah, there's like appropriate times for it, but like, you know how times out of ten, just you take your side my side, let me sleep.

SPEAKER_06 8:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's also it's it's just a body heat thing. I just radiate fucking heat, and it's just yeah, dude. Even in the middle of winter, I'm like, oh my god, I'm like dying undercover sometimes, so it's just uncomfortable now.

SPEAKER_01 8:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

Okay, so point ange. Let's see. Let's go. Always has their hands in their pants.

SPEAKER_05 9:07

You my pockets, sure, you know?

SPEAKER_06 9:12

It's probably me.

SPEAKER_02 9:14

Okay, yeah, that way and pockets because you want to know why. Because they don't make enough fucking women's clothing with pockets.

SPEAKER_06 9:24

But when you do have clothes and pockets, your hands never think because you're like, good, because too busy. Look, I have pockets. I have pockets. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:30

I got pockets. And especially dresses, like if somebody's like, oh, I like that dress. Oh, look, it has pockets. Like you have to say, like, there's that's why we're so excited about pockets. We've been denied for centuries.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

Eons and eons. Oh man, I saw I don't know what made you think this mean, but it was just like, why does it always take women so long to decide where to eat? Because the last time the woman may decide what to eat, we got damned for eternity. True. I saw I laughed. I saw that one. That's fucking great.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 10:04

Oh man. Anywho, uh, possesses superhuman bullshit capabilities.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Oh. You. You, 100% you. I feel like you could bullshit your way out of just about any situation.

SPEAKER_06 10:22

I could probably out bullshit Han Solo, but I will say this. I possess superhuman bullshit capabilities, but your superhuman when it comes to bullshit capabilities is seeing through someone's bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's it. I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_06 10:34

Yeah. Alright, point nine. Fine.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

Fine.

SPEAKER_06 10:40

Like this game. Don't game anyway. Just gonna throw on the fucking table. Alright, let's go with this one. Uh let's go with that one right there. Would just live at home if they could. It's you because I want to get the fuck out. I literally like I hate being home.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Yeah, hands down. All my stuff is here. Like, I've curated, I've curated a cozy cocoon of my stuff. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:13

Your cocoon of comfort.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Like, you know, I've got all the snacks, I've got pillows, I've got blankets, I've got, I can literally watch anything I want to watch on TV. Uh, I've got the capability to listen to any music, anything that I like I don't have to go out for anything, like for entertainment, because it's all here.

SPEAKER_06 11:37

I feel you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Technically, I don't even have to leave the house to like date. You know, you know, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 11:50

And so the next question sits at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

Okay, well, here's the thing. It's gonna have to be me. Because you don't drive.

SPEAKER_06 12:08

I'm gonna see, you know what? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna pull I'm gonna pull a fucking audible on this one. I'm calling you out, Jules. I'm looking at you. I feel like you'd sit at a stop sign.

SPEAKER_02 12:17

Oh, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:20

Yeah, no, there's some of these cards. Oh, yeah. Um, by the way, to our lovely, amazing listeners. Um, if we know you personally, if there's a card that is you, yeah, I'm I'm calling you out. I'm ating you like a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:36

So, yeah, looking at you, Jules. Point to everyone. Okay, so yeah, I have three piles. Go now. There's your pile, there's my pile, and then there's our viewers pile. Okay. Listener's pile.

SPEAKER_01 12:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:47

So listeners, one point. So you're tied with the listeners right now. Knows all three stages of Charmander's evolution.

unknown 12:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Um you know them. No, I that that could not be me because I never got that into Pokemon. I mean, I'm aware that it's a Pokemon, but it I it's not me. So it has to be you by default.

SPEAKER_06 13:13

Charmander, Charmelian, Charizard.

SPEAKER_02 13:16

I mean, I have a friend, like my friend Pita, like I Pita. I mean, she definitely would know that. Um, but yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:27

Oh, yeah, just like my buddy Doug, who's not really Doug.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:31

Massive, massive Pokemon fan. Yeah. I mean, I could probably name 10 Pokemon fans off the top of my head. Like they'd all know, but you know. Okay. This one's a dead split, I feel.

SPEAKER_01 13:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 13:44

Give zero fucks.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

Oof. Oh man. I think we're two peas in a pod.

SPEAKER_06 13:52

I I feel you and I give the same amount of fucks. It's just there's different things we give a fuck about more.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

Yeah. Like there's levels, but generally, like, there's not a lot I care about.

SPEAKER_06 14:09

Yeah, I can't be bothered with a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:13

But at the same time, though, certain things I let absolutely consume my fucking life and well-being. And they are the most minute, unnecessary things ever, but I will literally kill myself.

SPEAKER_02 14:25

Yeah. To the edge of the earth. Like, there's very specific people that I give a fuck about, and there's, you know, very specific maybe situations or whatever, but like, yeah, most things like I don't like I don't care.

SPEAKER_06 14:43

Yeah. Um, I'm just gonna start this next card by saying it's automatically going to you.

SPEAKER_02 14:49

Oh god. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 14:51

That music festival was life-changing.

SPEAKER_01 14:53

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna claim that one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:57

Yeah, that is that is yours. Would be super uncomfortable at a strip club.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Ooh. Yeah. No, there's no way.

SPEAKER_06 15:10

Oh, there's a million percent away.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

Really?

SPEAKER_06 15:14

Oh yeah. I've been twice and I did not have a good time, either of them.

SPEAKER_02 15:20

Like they don't make it, they don't make me uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_06 15:23

Oh, they just yeah, I just mmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Huh. I have questions, but I'm not gonna ask them now.

SPEAKER_06 15:33

Okay. I'm afraid now.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Like I I yeah. Why'd they make you uncomfortable? I think because it because your pants felt funny or like Sometimes. I would say it's because the pants felt funny.

SPEAKER_06 15:50

Um I don't know. Maybe it's the look don't touch policy, but I have too much respect to like I know it's not like oh I can't control myself. It's just that I I just I don't know, man. It's just it's you know okay. I feel this this one's this is a loaded one. So I would we have to the mindset of for themselves. Okay, for themselves.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

For themselves, okay.

SPEAKER_06 16:17

Buys dino nuggets.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

I mean, why would you not? Exactly, because it's you have adult money, like you can do whatever you want, and why would you not use your adult money on dino nuggies?

SPEAKER_06 16:31

Yeah, so that's that's a that's a that's a anyone.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:34

Yeah, that's that's that's an all. That's about to say because like technically me, because I do, but young children. You know, but like, you know, yeah, also adults. Yeah. So dubs. Yeah. Umreacts to everything.

SPEAKER_02 16:57

I wouldn't say everything. I think, you know.

SPEAKER_06 17:00

I think you're gonna say me. I'm not. I think I'm gonna say I'm gonna say a viewer. I'm gonna say a viewer.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

Oh yeah?

SPEAKER_06 17:11

I'm gonna say a viewer. Yeah, that's a that's a listener. That's a viewer.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Okay. And we're just gonna leave it at that.

SPEAKER_06 17:17

We'll just leave it at that.

SPEAKER_02 17:19

Okay. Oh, you know what? Never mind. I know, I know, yeah, I would agree.

SPEAKER_05 17:24

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Yeah, I would agree. A thousand percent, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:30

Okay. We love our listeners.

SPEAKER_02 17:33

We do, we do, very, very much.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

And we're not saying that as like a bad thing. It's just that we just we know somebody.

SPEAKER_02 17:41

Yeah, uh, and we love people where they are, and we meet you where you are.

Strip Club Awkwardness And Dino Nuggets

SPEAKER_06 17:46

Exactly. We just it's observations. It's not judgment, it's observations. I have a quick question. Yes. I'm gonna have my I'm gonna have my fucking answer, and everyone's gonna have to fucking deal with it.

SPEAKER_02 17:58

Oh god, okay.

SPEAKER_06 18:02

Who could do a lot better?

SPEAKER_02 18:06

That's just general. Who could do a lot better?

SPEAKER_06 18:09

Could do a lot better. Um I feel do we want to just leave it at that at vague and then give an answer of how we interpret it, or do we want to specify could do better in what? In which regards.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Could do a lot better. I mean because like, can't we all? Can't we? Yeah, I was like, can't we do that? I mean, if it's just general, then yeah, there's always something that you can do better.

SPEAKER_06 18:33

You could do better American people could do better with our political system. You know what I mean? Yeah, we could do a lot better.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

We could do better with our medical system. We could do better, like people could do better at just treating people with respect and dignity and not coming into people's lives with gross comments. Um we could that one was good.

SPEAKER_06 18:56

All this today. The one you said today. It was like not that you said, the one that that person had said, which is black and I was just like well that TikTok's not gonna like that.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

No, like you have to go. That was weird. That was, I mean, it was a I you know, A for boldness. But Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_06 19:16

Yeah, you get to A for A. What the fuck you think you're doing?

SPEAKER_02 19:19

Yeah, yeah. I'm like, you've been reading way too many uh spicy novels like to come out with that. Like you you just came off of like some kind of Quin high.

SPEAKER_06 19:32

Yeah, TikTok viewer, you could do a lot better.

SPEAKER_02 19:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

But no, I think I think that I think every like your three categories could be a tick in every case everyone has something you could do better at.

SPEAKER_06 19:45

Exactly. Everyone could do a little bit better. But I'm just gonna go ahead and say, my wife could do better.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Oh, well, stop it. She could have she could have done better. Stop it.

SPEAKER_06 20:00

I love her very, very much. She could have done better.

SPEAKER_02 20:04

You know.

SPEAKER_06 20:05

That's why I said my answer's my answer. And that's that. Next question.

SPEAKER_02 20:10

Alright. I I hate you a little bit for that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_06 20:14

So it probably do a lot of people. Uh, let's see. You're a gem. These are all these are all just kind of stupid. Yeah, those are all stupid. I'm not going through any of those. Well, it just like uses daddy's credit card, tries to act rich, shocked by everything you tell them.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

Like, fuck that. Oh, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_06 20:38

I think I have a feeling that this one would be another one of our viewers and former cohosts.

SPEAKER_02 20:45

Oh, God. I yes, hit me, hit me, hit me.

SPEAKER_06 20:48

Thinks Tupac is still alive. Dot dot dot. Like legit.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. That's a less it's a listener.

SPEAKER_06 20:57

Any type of conspiracy thing. I think there's a when it comes to that conspiracy, I will say this. Like, if we're gonna play just the two of us, I'll happily take that card because I do I I give I give Tupac bean alive a 50-50.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:15

I give it a genual, a genuine 50-50.

SPEAKER_01 21:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:20

Biggie though, Biggie dead.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

Oh yeah, Biggie's dead.

SPEAKER_06 21:23

Yeah, Biggie, Biggie Dead. Biggie dead is shit. Unfortunately. Rip. R I P Biggie.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

I'll I'll I'll gladly take that card.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Um but yeah, you can have it, but yeah, I think there's some credence. There's like, yeah, it's like I'm probably more like 60 40. I'm like in the 40.

SPEAKER_06 21:47

You're in the 40 that he's dead? Yeah. Or you're in the 40 that he's alive. Oh, so you believe in the city?

SPEAKER_02 21:51

I'm 60. No, I'm sorry. I'm 60 that he's dead, 40 that he's alive.

SPEAKER_06 21:56

Oh, okay. I'm gonna say it's because I'm I'm 50 50. You're saying you're 60, he's alive because you're getting the car. Because I probably say I'm 50 50 on that one.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

Yeah, no, no, no.

unknown 22:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 22:09

Okay. Once again. Um don't know if this counts or whatnot, but can't drive for shit. I mean, you. I can't. I I literally can't drive.

unknown 22:24

You.

SPEAKER_06 22:25

I literally cannot drive. You know what? No. This is going to a listener, which I don't even think she listens. Doesn't matter. This is going to Christinith calling you out. Enough of that. Lauren will back me up on that one. If she doesn't, it's because it's her best friend. Twelve other people can corroborate my story on that one. I love her to death. She is one of my sisters. Christinith can't drop a shit. Yeah, fuck it. Let's read this one. Has a MILF slash Dilf.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Has a?

SPEAKER_06 22:54

Has a.

SPEAKER_02 22:55

I mean, I I don't have anybody.

SPEAKER_06 22:56

I think it's referring to your parents.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

Oh, is it? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 23:00

I'm assuming so. That's how I'm reading it.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Oh, uh. No, that question makes me uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_06 23:06

Oh, yeah, it makes me very uncomfortable as well, too. Well, it depends. See, aren't you happy that we're playing this game and we're not asking Kylie? Because I'm pretty sure we know who Kylie's, eh?

SPEAKER_02 23:13

Yeah. Yeah. Um.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

You know what? That one's gonna go to that one's gonna go to listeners.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Yeah, yeah. Let's give that to listeners.

SPEAKER_06 23:22

Cause like not gonna name drop him, but I have a good buddy of mine. He's heard he's listened to two episodes, and so he counts as a listener, and his mom's hot.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

You know what? Then why the fuck hasn't it been all of them? Why has he only listened to two?

SPEAKER_06 23:35

Because he's an asshole.

SPEAKER_02 23:36

Fuck him.

SPEAKER_06 23:38

I wouldn't, but I would his mom. Anywho, is obsessed with their butt.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

What? Is obsessed with their butt?

SPEAKER_06 23:50

With their butt.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

I mean. No.

SPEAKER_05 23:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

I mean, you're the one that's in the gym all the time, so maybe it's you, but like.

SPEAKER_06 24:03

Have you seen my ass though? I'm just skipping legs whenever I can, so I'm sorry. Is obsessed with their butt. Do you know what? Listeners, looking at you, Doug.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Yeah, that's gotta be. There's a listener out there that really likes their ass.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

Doug.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 24:24

I mean, if I had his butt, I'd be obsessed with it too. That's neither here nor there. He's got a sweet ass. He's got a sweet ass. Got a dump truck. Oh, oh yeah, exactly. Okay, fun little fact here on this one.

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Oh god, okay. You know I'm gonna message, I'm gonna message him now and say, hey, I heard you had a dump truck.

SPEAKER_06 24:46

You should. He was just yeah. He better just like, yeah. Anyhow, um, so like last year or year before something like that one. Just Miss Rachel's just playing, we're all we're just here. Luna's like, we're like, we got Miss Rachel on, we're just hanging out, watch this and thing, and like I'm like cleaning shit in the kitchen, and like Lauren's cleaning shit in the living room, and Luna's just got that on. And so the episode of Miss Rachel goes like a truck, a dump truck. And then Luna just goes, just like your uncle Doug. I was like, what? And she goes, huh?

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Nice.

Black Friday Memories And Retail Survival

SPEAKER_06 25:20

Oh my god, it was great. Um, would it trample a kid on Black Friday? Huh. Um shit. I'd I'd I'd throw a kid down a flight of stairs on Orange Tuesday. I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

For like, you know, like for like a for like a where's old school Black Friday, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 25:43

The toy, the TV, the doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02 25:46

Black Friday years of old.

SPEAKER_06 25:47

Yes, I would like because what the fuck is a kid doing out on Black Friday?

SPEAKER_02 25:51

Give me the like the eight dollar, you know, wheel of Sharpies. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:57

I'm I'm But like I said, Black Friday was midnight. The kids fucking be home sleeping, so what the hell is the kid doing out on Black Friday? You gonna act like adult, you're gonna get treated like an adult.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:08

These hands his feet is rated E for everybody.

SPEAKER_02 26:11

So man, that makes me miss old school Black Friday. It's not the same anymore because like they start the Black Friday sales like a week in advance.

SPEAKER_06 26:22

Literally the month, the entire month of November, like Walmart does their Black Friday. They have zero things, maybe. Maybe they have a couple of like fire sale specific things that happen, but it's like it's like the shit TVs from like last year anyway.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

Yeah, and like I miss like, you know, there would be the line around Best Buy, and you're you're gonna get me on something. The Black Friday sales are shit, they're terrible, they're awful these days.

SPEAKER_05 26:50

Oh, they're fucked, they're fuck awful. All these shoes are best sale of the year, 20% exactly. And I gotta pay shipping, get fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

Bare minimum, bare fucking minimum. I better not like on Cyber Monday. Any place that's still charging me shipping on Cyber Monday, you can get fucked so hard sideways with the pine cone on fire. Yes like bare minimum, not paying shipping.

SPEAKER_02 27:10

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's just not the same anymore. Me and my sister-in-law used to go Black Friday shopping, and we would be out like get the get the sales paper and like have like this is this is our plan of action, right? It was like we were doing some kind of like op or something, you know, we were like mapping everything out, so we're gonna do here at this time, and then this time we'll go here, and then we go and have breakfast, and then we hit, you know, blah blah blah. And then like we would come home with our loot and we would like review it, and then like tell everyone, like, oh my god, I got this like you know,$200 thing for like 30 bucks, and you know, it was the same high that um you know the caveman hunter and gatherers felt when they came out and they like bagged a deer, or they found a cache of like berries and they brought them back and they were like, oh my god, look. Like that's the same high that we would get.

SPEAKER_06 28:13

Oh yeah. Million million percent. Are you fuck- are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_02 28:16

Not anymore.

SPEAKER_06 28:17

Nope. Nope. It's just I loved I loved working Black Friday. The first couple of the years that I worked retail, the very, very first one I did that I would I willingly took the overnight shift because I knew the mall already wasn't going to all the craziness was going to be like at Macy's and JCPenney's and Target, which was the fuck other end of the mall. Literally Target was we were one of the last stores when I worked at Journeys. We were one of the last stores on the bottom. It was you know, two floors and whatever. So no one was fucking coming to our store. Like no one was walking that far. Because once they made it to like JCPenney and Macy's, which was like the dead center, no one fucking came farther. And we had the TVs. We fucking brought in, I brought in my Xbox and we just hooked up the Xbox of the TV, so we just like chilled because we had to be in the mall by like 10 that day, right? And like the store reopened at midnight. So we were already, everything was already set. We already knew it was gonna. So we the store opened at midnight. We did not sell anything until 6 30 in the morning. Six and a half hours. We had nobody in this, no one but us was in the store. Nobody came into our store for six and a half hours. So we were just we were playing Halo, we were playing Goldeneye, we were eating pizza, we were just ripping monsters. It was the best. It was we had a fucking blast.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

Nice.

SPEAKER_06 29:34

But it was not the um years of old.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

Yeah.

Sex Talk And Drinking Game Chaos

SPEAKER_06 29:43

Yeah, let's go with these ones here. I got a nice little stack of them here that we'll go through. Is obsessed with how they look in photos.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Oof. I hate I hate myself. So Sing! So I don't know. I I I think we both suffer from the same. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:06

Exactly. But I only really harp about it when like I know I'm going to have my picture taken. So like when I go to do like the cosplay photo shoots, like I really fucking care how I look in those photos. Anywho, it's way too comfortable talking about sex.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

Oh man. Uh I mean that's a shared. Yeah, because like it's just a thing. It's just a thing people do. It's not like it's such a taboo subject.

SPEAKER_06 30:38

Yeah, like there's certain things that you know, we don't need to go into like details and specifics of our own personal lives and so on and so forth.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Right.

SPEAKER_06 30:45

You know what I mean? But it's like, yeah, like if a if a conversation is being had, like, yeah, it's just okay, yeah, sex is the thing.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Yeah. Like salt and tepa. Let's talk about sex. You know, let's you know the song. Let's talk about sex. That's a good song.

SPEAKER_06 31:01

I was going, I was gonna push it real good.

SPEAKER_02 31:03

Oh, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 31:04

Yeah, no, no, no. I know, I know. Uh still plays the penis game.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

The fuck is the penis game?

SPEAKER_06 31:12

So me. Got it. Uh the penis game is uh typically happens when you get a bunch of guys together and you see who can say penis louder.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 31:21

And you go back and forth taking turns.

SPEAKER_05 31:24

Nice.

SPEAKER_06 31:25

Pre-games, pre-gaming.

SPEAKER_02 31:27

Hmm. Uh, I think that would be you.

SPEAKER_06 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:37

Yeah, because like I like I know you. Like, it's not the first time we've met.

SPEAKER_06 31:45

At the same time, is that pregaming, pre-gaming, or is it just alcoholism? Well, like you know what I mean? Like, when does it when does the pregame start? Well, right. And then when does pre-game or pregaming start?

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Like, yeah, well, like how do you pre-game pregame? Because isn't it all just pre-game?

SPEAKER_06 31:59

Exactly. It's like there needs to I know there's a definitive line, I just don't know where it is. So it's like, what's the difference between sexual addiction and just being you? You know? Like, there's a clear line. Yeah. There's a clear line between sexual addiction and just being really fucking horny.

SPEAKER_02 32:15

I don't know. We could ask David DuCovny.

SPEAKER_06 32:18

Oof.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

He's a recovering sex addict.

SPEAKER_06 32:27

Chases shots by yelling.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

No.

SPEAKER_06 32:30

Define shots.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Why yeah, true.

SPEAKER_06 32:35

Define shots.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

Define shots. I mean cling cling.

SPEAKER_05 32:41

Suck it, bitch. Oh, I'm yelling. I'm yelling. Right.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

Right.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

Fuck you!

SPEAKER_06 32:49

Yeah, I'm yelling there. I'm pretty sure they mean I'm pretty sure they mean alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

Alcohol, but like okay, if I'm doing like a shot of bourbon, it's more like a that was that's good.

SPEAKER_06 33:00

You know, like it just Yeah, there's a noise, not a that's not a woo-ha.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

It's not a yell. It's more of a like, like you get, you know, it does something to your vocal cords. It's like there for just a split second. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:16

That's viewers. Doesn't have standards.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

For what?

SPEAKER_06 33:23

It just doesn't have standards. Because like some things, I could not give any kind of you've seen me. Who gives a shit sometimes? Like I've seen. But other things, other things, I have incredibly high standards. Are they ever met? Nope. But I have them.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

Yeah, I think it's doesn't have standards. Doesn't have standards. That's so generic.

SPEAKER_06 33:47

Yeah. I'm sure one of our listeners. You know, that's going to the listeners, also, because I'm sure someone does who, you know. You know what? I can think of one person, but they shall not be named. Zero standards. Zero standards. So that's yeah, so that goes to. Where's the throwaway? There's the throwaway. But that's where that one goes. Um, let's see. Uh, would be a good street performer.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

You.

SPEAKER_06 34:25

Well, what are we perfor- fine? What are we performing here?

SPEAKER_02 34:28

I mean, uh anything.

SPEAKER_06 34:33

Make sure their friends get more fucked up than they do.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

Like, I think I'm gonna say it's not me because I make sure my friends get just as fucked up.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

Yeah, like I'm always put in the position of like, like, I want to get fucked up, but then like I have to become the caretaker.

SPEAKER_06 34:54

So we'll say you, because you want your friends to get more fucked up than yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

I mean, that's I don't necessarily want them to, it just happens.

SPEAKER_06 35:01

It just happens.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:04

Uh is Loki down to hunt a rhinoceros?

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Oh, no. I don't like hunting, period.

SPEAKER_06 35:12

You don't like hunting, period?

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Yeah. Like what I mean, I get it for food. You know, like if you're doing it for food, but uh let animals live on this planet. Just let them live, let them be. But then we won't have food. Well, that's it. If you're if you're doing it for food, but if you're doing it-cause the necessity behind it.

SPEAKER_06 35:34

If you're doing it for gets and shiggles, get fucked.

SPEAKER_02 35:35

Yeah, like just to hunt a rhino, just to hunt a rhino. Like, okay, if if I would be down to hunt a rhino to like shoot it as in with my camera. Like, I'd be down for that 100%.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 35:54

I mean it's it just does it say shoot a rhino or hunt a ride? It says hunt. Okay, well, I you can hunt for photography when wildlife. So I'd be down for that, but just to kill it, just to kill it, no.

SPEAKER_06 36:12

Volunteers to ride in the trunk of a car.

SPEAKER_02 36:17

I mean, I've done that.

SPEAKER_06 36:19

I mean, it kind of depends on who it is. You know what I mean? Volunteers to run in the trunk of the car.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

I've done it to sneak into like a uh drive-in.

SPEAKER_06 36:28

Jesus Christ, how old are you? Drive-ins.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

Yeah, we we had them uh up until like the pandemic.

SPEAKER_06 36:39

No, we still have we still have a couple. They just reopened a couple in um in my state, but there is none. I to my knowledge, there no, that's I don't think that's a drive-in. There's one I think in Connecticut, but I can't tell if it's an actual drive-in or if it's like you get like in a tube on like a lake and you just like sit. I don't know if it's an actual drive-in or if you like float in. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Here's a question. Like one of those, like uh, you know, tube floating, watch a movie. Would you do that and watch Jaws?

SPEAKER_06 37:11

Yeah, they do it every year in Connecticut at that one. I would.

SPEAKER_02 37:16

But like on a on a lake? Well, yeah, because like a large body of water?

SPEAKER_06 37:23

Yeah, because there's no fucking sharks in it.

SPEAKER_02 37:26

That's what you like to think.

SPEAKER_06 37:29

That's what I okay, let's put it this way. There's no sharks that have ever done that.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

There are no, there are sharks that have swum up swim, swim, swim, swam, swam up oceans. Uh up what oceans? Up rivers.

SPEAKER_06 37:44

I think it's No, no, no, there's been there's been ones off the coast in Long Island Sound up in Connecticut in United. Yeah, oh no, million percent. But this is a lake in the middle of Connecticut where there's no tributaries that are coming from anywhere the shark. The water from there is coming from Canada. Don't think there's a lot of Canadian sharks.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Hey, people can people can dump, you know, like their their pets.

SPEAKER_06 38:07

Like the fish that they volunteer to get into a trunk. I mean, both of us have. I still would for sure.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Yeah, I mean, depending on the circumstance, yeah, I'd I'd get in a trunk.

SPEAKER_06 38:20

Yeah, you know, like, you know, the punisher showed up getting the fucking trunk. Like, are you saying no?

SPEAKER_02 38:25

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_06 38:27

So, you know, yeah, put that further.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

I mean, get to get to like lay down for like a little trip. Yeah. It's a trunk, though. Well, I guess, well, in my mind for some reason, I don't know why I pictured like like a big ass car from like the 70s or something, you know, when they when the car was like wider than the road.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Six bodies for six body trunks. Like I like a fuck like a 50s, like a fucking 50s Cadillac or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna crawl into like a Ford Fiat or like a I don't even know Dodge Neon. Yeah, like one of those neon, you know.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 39:08

Yeah, fuck that noise. Uh can't help but speak without thinking.

SPEAKER_05 39:13

What?

SPEAKER_06 39:15

You speak without thinking, you just can't help it, no matter how hard you try.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Oh. Uh that's not me. I mean, no.

SPEAKER_06 39:24

I'm trying to think if I know of anyone on the top of my eh.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

Speaks without thinking. Um, I don't know that I know anyone that's that big of a bumbling idiot. I mean me, but it just like has diarrhea of the mouth, has like no stopgap.

SPEAKER_06 39:42

See, I think it's that they you just talk without thinking.

SPEAKER_02 39:45

Can't help but speak that, so like Yeah, they there's no stop gap between like you know that's a tough one. It's not me, I can tell you that.

SPEAKER_06 39:57

I would say my younger brother.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

Hmm, okay.

SPEAKER_06 40:00

I a million percent would say my younger brother. But he doesn't listen because he's a dick. So I can't put it in the listener pile. That's not fair to our listeners. Fuck it. That's where it goes. Okay. And that's just where it's gonna stack. Um it spends hours deciding where to get food.

SPEAKER_02 40:24

Oof, that's me. 100%.

SPEAKER_06 40:30

Hooks up with a mom or a dad.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

I mean, I have.

SPEAKER_06 40:36

We're just gonna put that in the listener pile and move on.

SPEAKER_02 40:47

I just snore and left.

SPEAKER_06 40:50

We heard.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 40:55

Has sex while watching TV.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

I mean, what else are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_06 41:00

Exactly. Well, watch the TV? Come on, I'm not like that. Uh is totes DTF. Uh yeah. We're just gonna put that one right. Yeah, put that in like we're just gonna put we're just gonna put that one right there. We're just gonna leave that one there.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

Just gonna slide that back in the bottom of the deck.

SPEAKER_06 41:21

Giggity. What? Is down for anything as long as it's drugs.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Well, like what kind of drugs? Like some peptobismol. I mean, that's technically a drug.

SPEAKER_05 41:43

Sign me up.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

I mean, it's technically a drug. Just an over-the-counter drug.

SPEAKER_05 41:55

It's believe.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

I mean, you know, we're we're safely over 30.

SPEAKER_05 42:03

We need we have we have bones that need I got bone spurred, chin splints, and agitated bowels.

SPEAKER_06 42:18

It's not even for fun anymore. It's just for existence. I'm chemically conscious because if not, trust me, you don't want the alternative.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

Like, I'm down to do some laundry for some, you know, a leave.

SPEAKER_06 42:31

He was like, hey man, you join again. Hi, no, I just want to get my fucking house tours done in one piece.

SPEAKER_04 42:37

That's all.

Craft Beer Snobs Get Roasted

SPEAKER_06 42:38

I just need to separate the separate towels from the rest of the clothes. That's all. I'm not looking to see nothing but the shit folded without me aching for two and a half days. Right. Oh no, oh, this hurts. Oh, this one hurts.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Oh, it's gotta be you then. What?

SPEAKER_06 43:00

Was all about Abercrombie. You um I worked for them, god damn it.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

I know.

SPEAKER_06 43:09

Oh fuck, this one also is like steals the street sign.

SPEAKER_02 43:14

Oh yeah. No. I've always wanted to do that though.

SPEAKER_06 43:19

I have a I used to have a collection.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

I've always wanted to do that.

SPEAKER_06 43:26

Steal a street sign or have collection of stolen street signs?

SPEAKER_02 43:30

Uh still a street sign. I I never have. I've never stolen anything. Donna believed you.

SPEAKER_06 43:36

Um is a craft beer snob.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Is what?

SPEAKER_06 43:42

A craft beer snob.

SPEAKER_02 43:47

I think people get listeners. I yeah, I think people get very, very fucking like weird about craft beers and like like Uppity about it. Yeah, I think. Yeah.

unknown 44:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 44:04

I there's a lot of that. There's a lot of that out here. There's a lot of that just in my town alone. Because there's an insane amount of craft beers it just in my city.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

Yeah, and like, you know, they do like these tastings and like it's just okay, just open up, I just open up a miller and fucking drink it like a man.

SPEAKER_06 44:23

Well, so here's the thing. Here's the thing. I like craft beers. I would go to tastings and oh, it's like, oh, this brewery is doing a whatever the hell. Cool. Let's go to that. Absolutely. But I'm just there because it's I get to try new alcohol. Not because, oh, it's because of this one thing. It's like I do I drink craft beers? Yes. Would I, if I have the choice between, okay, there's a local craft beer or the typical whatever so on and so forth. What's the price point? They're the same price. Give me the craft one because I want to try new shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:52

Yeah, like I'm not I'm okay to like try something, you know, like uh you got a blueberry beer or you got a jalapeno beer. Sure, I'm I'm down to try it. But I'm not gonna be like, oh, you know, this has like uh, you know, the barley oats is, you know, at the top, and then in the back of your palate you get the fucking orange noise.

SPEAKER_06 45:14

Like I can't like, ooh, this tastes like grass and sadness. Yeah, like this other one tastes like more grass and sadness. Ooh, this tastes like dead grass and sadness.

SPEAKER_02 45:22

Like, like I like they're more insufferable than I think wine people are. Oh, that's wine people can be very insufferable, but I think I think any any liquor, any people, any alcohol snob.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

I think alcohol snobs are some of the worst, whether they're craft beer because the craft beer is the worst because they're fucking hipsters and they're pretentious cunts. They're pretentious douches. Wine snobs are like are like um I have a refined palate.

SPEAKER_02 45:53

Like I don't give us.

SPEAKER_06 45:54

Yeah, they're pretentious, yeah, they're pretentious cunts. Yeah. As to where they're douchebags, and those are cunts. That now you have the liquor and the bourbon snob. I was like, we get it. You peaked in high school, and you just the only thing you can feel now is the burning in your throat because you're not putting like the star quarterback's cock in there anymore. So just fuck off. Yes. Like any alcohol snob is just the fucking worst. Yeah. Because like I say, because everyone's like, oh, you're a craft beer. I was like, I'm not a craft beer snob. I like craft beer. Absolutely. I will definitely I'll drink IPAs double, triple, quad IPAs. I love them. I I do love the horrendousness of them. But at the same time, though, it's like, mm, this tastes terrible, but I'm gonna keep drinking it. This also tastes terrible, but I'm gonna keep drinking it.

SPEAKER_02 46:39

Just give me a yingling. I think the fanciest I get is like a Stella.

SPEAKER_03 46:46

Stella!

SPEAKER_06 46:49

I will go to cheat, I'll go to cheap beers, all that stuff. I was like, I have a couple of like standbits. Like, oh, what type of beer do you like? And I was like, what's my favorite beer? Yeah, free. And I stand by that.

SPEAKER_01 46:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:58

Because it all kind of depends. There's two, maybe three, that are my go-to's. Yingling, Guinness. Whatever it's on sale. I'm kidding. It's like Yingling, Guinness, and um, if I have the money too. Just because it's a little bit more expensive. It is a craft. Um zombie dust from Three Floyds. Either that or the or they have uh they have a triple. Yeah, they have the uh the double or the triple.

SPEAKER_02 47:25

Listen, the oh, the the name of the beer just uh it always it comes in a green bottle and it tastes like literal horse piss, what I could imagine horse piss tasting like. It's awful. What is that beer? Rolling rock? Rolling rock.

SPEAKER_06 47:45

Rolling rock, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 47:47

That's it. I I swear to god. I would I will drink my spit before I will drink a rolling rock.

SPEAKER_06 47:56

Drink schlitz and tell me if you feel the same.

SPEAKER_02 47:59

I would I would rather. I I just I to me it's like musty and I can't uh no.

SPEAKER_06 48:11

Yeah, that's just yeah. Yeah. Let's see what do we got here. I got one, two, three, four, five, number blocks!

unknown 48:24

What?

SPEAKER_06 48:25

Please leave that in. That's what she said. Anyhow. Well, that's that's a show called number blocks, and that's how the song goes. One, two, three, four, five number blocks. One, two, three, four, five, number blocks. One, and another one is two, and another one is three. That's me! Not the hair n it's it's a kid show, it doesn't matter. Anywho, makes new best friends, but can't remember their names.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Oh I'm bad at names.

SPEAKER_06 48:51

I'm I am take my actual memory out, and I'm very, very bad at names. We can we can lit you know what it's probably me. Because it says like I can make a brand new best friend and we can talk for like three days straight, having those in depth conversations and stop it. I will never remember your godnamed name. I'll n Yeah. To the day I die, I'll remember what you look like. And if I saw you seven years from there, I'll we could pick right back up where we left off on our conversation. Don't fucking expect me to remember your name.

SPEAKER_02 49:19

Yeah, you're pro yeah. Yeah. Although I think it's a I don't know close, close second to that, because your name is like the last thing that I commit to memory.

SPEAKER_06 49:30

Yeah. So I'll put that in the us pile.

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:34

Okay. It's a terrible influence.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

Hmm. I'm gonna give that to you. I feel like, yeah. I feel like you could you yeah, you've done more damage. And like in a good way.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

Yeah. Nah. No, you're probably right. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 49:54

Should I do this? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. Should I sell everything I own, live out of my Jetta, and move to Milwaukee? Absolutely, you should. Yeah, this is like a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_06 50:05

Yeah, you go to Tatou. No. I fucking wouldn't, but you should. Absolutely. You if anyone could do it, fucking you could, champ. You go and you do that. I'm gonna stay over here though. Later. Should I buy this? Absolutely. Like, do not ask me for financial advice because I'm gonna tell you, yeah, because it's not gonna affect me financially. I'm already fucked financially. You're gonna fuck yourself? Absolutely, please. By all means, take that financial dildo and shove it up your ass multiple times. Fuck yourself with your finances. By all means, please. Just be in the same boat. I need company. Ooh. It's a total flirt. Viewers. Listeners. I keep saying viewers. Listeners.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

Listeners, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:52

Looking at y'all, you know who you are. I just okay. I chose this card because I wanted to see how good of a joke you could come up with.

SPEAKER_00 51:01

Oh god, okay.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

The broad joke.

SPEAKER_06 51:04

At the same time, though, the joke just kind of wrote itself.

SPEAKER_02 51:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 51:08

Can't rem can't remember shit.

unknown 51:10

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 51:13

The joke just writes itself. I mean she wanted to give you a bit of a joke. Honestly, I don't know if I'm expecting a a joke from you. I just I know it would make you laugh.

SPEAKER_02 51:23

You are little goldfish. Although here lately, though, my memory is shit here lately.

SPEAKER_06 51:32

Sucks, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_02 51:34

Like, it is bad. Like, I can be in the middle of a conversation and just like my brain just fucking empties. Like, there's no thought, there's nothing going on. And then like it takes it a minute and it'll come back. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 51:50

Getting an oil change.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:53

I like to think that I'm about as sharp as a butter knife. Because like it's not the worst. There's still things duller than that. And so that just it's one of those things that's like I don't remember a lot, but what I do remember, I fucking remember. You know, but then I was averaging like every other month, like smashing my fucking head.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

So yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:13

That tends to damper things.

SPEAKER_01 52:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:16

I just figured it'd be kind of funny to uh and then the last one.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Oh god.

SPEAKER_06 52:24

Has a fairly impressive wang. I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

Um you know you would be surprised.

SPEAKER_05 52:31

Like surprise.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

No, like, does it have to be attached?

Taco Bell Love And Fast Food Science

SPEAKER_06 52:39

You should see this fucker thing. We call it a nestle. Anywho, goes to Taco Bell completely sober.

SPEAKER_02 52:47

Ah, me.

SPEAKER_06 52:49

Us. Us. Badge of honor.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:52

Badge of honor. I go to Taco Bell stone cold sober.

SPEAKER_02 52:55

I I really like Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_06 52:58

I do too. I I f I fucking love Taco Bell, man. I really do.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Ooh, they have this uh the new uh chicken cantina, um quesadilla roll-ups.

SPEAKER_06 53:12

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 53:12

I gotta try those. Like I'm I get excited about Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_06 53:16

I get excited about Taco Bell. Mark, you know what? That's what that's we're not doing time trial anymore. We're just gonna do a Taco Bell episode with Mark.

SPEAKER_02 53:23

Have you had their little um the little uh taco salads?

SPEAKER_06 53:27

I have not.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

They're like I don't know, three dollars and it's just like it's just like a little, it's in comes in a like a shell, and you can just like eat it like uh like I I eat that like rich people eat like canapes in like a soiree. Canopes like an hors d'oeuvre, you know, and it yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_06 53:54

Hunt million million million percent. No, they uh they got that uh just all their new cantina shit, like the cantina chicken, hell yeah. Like the amount of times like I heard they had like that taco bell con or the fuck is it like a big reveal each year? I absolutely pay attention to that shit. I'm like, all right, what we got coming next, what's happening, what's coming down the pipelines? It's like the new Mountain Dew flavors and like the new, like I need to try the new dessert empanadas that they got.

SPEAKER_02 54:19

I have not tried that, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:21

They got the chick, they have like uh what the hell is they got the uh the chicken um the chicken crunch wraps?

SPEAKER_01 54:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 54:27

With these their little chicken nuggy things.

SPEAKER_01 54:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:29

I was so excited when they did their when they uh they uh they dropped their breakfast all that time ago.

SPEAKER_02 54:34

Yeah.

unknown 54:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:35

I re another thing that I really like it are their fries.

SPEAKER_06 54:40

Dude, their fries fucking slap. They're so it's genius. Just take a potato and put the taco seasoning on it. That's all it's so simple, man.

SPEAKER_02 54:47

It's so good. Like, and I'm not I I generally don't like french fries in a lot of places.

SPEAKER_06 54:53

What the fuck is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_02 54:55

I don't know. I'm just really picky about french fries. Like I think there's like that's where you have standards, you have standards for your fucking fries. Yeah, like to me, my top-tier fast food french fries is McDonald's. I don't know what they put in those french fries, but like cocaine. That that is like that's my French fry.

SPEAKER_06 55:20

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_02 55:21

You can't tell me the McDonald's French fries are not good. I don't think that they're real potatoes because they don't they don't have to be. Exactly. That's that's my thing.

SPEAKER_06 55:30

They I they have been anything by McDonald's, does it taste immaculate for the most part? Yes. I just feel way too much science. They have way too much money, they have they have way too much disposable income for that company. They don't, their food doesn't rot. Yeah, like the amount of research, it's more, you know, okay. Star Wars, he's more machine now than man. That's what it is. It's more science than food, all of their food at this point, but it just tastes so fucking okay.

SPEAKER_02 56:00

Yeah, I the only thing that I've really, really like. Well, there's okay, McDonald's got it right on their fries. The other thing that they I in well, science, I think, actually kind of backs this up. But their uh Coke and Sprite.

SPEAKER_06 56:18

Oh no, that that is a known fact that they're they have a very specific like they have a whatchacol it. They have an actual contract with Coca-Cola.

SPEAKER_02 56:25

Yeah, like they have like a whole refrigeration system that it goes through, like a filter, like there's a whole setup. Like that that's the two things they got right. They're fountain, fountain sodas, and their French fries.

SPEAKER_06 56:39

Anywho. Uh alright, let's count them up. Let's see.

SPEAKER_02 56:45

I mean, are we it is it is it who had the most cards or least cards?

SPEAKER_06 56:51

Least.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 56:53

So it weren't me, that's for sure. I have a feeling it's me. I'm trying to decide if I'm gonna add do the us cards, are we counting us separately, or like they'll count towards you and to mine?

SPEAKER_02 57:05

Oh, I think we both probably get a point.

SPEAKER_06 57:08

Okay, so a point to each.

SPEAKER_02 57:09

Yeah, I would think.

SPEAKER_06 57:12

Okay, so let's count out let's count out the uh listeners first.

SPEAKER_02 57:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 57:18

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

SPEAKER_00 57:25

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

SPEAKER_06 57:30

One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, five to you. Five plus one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. So fifteen years. Jesus. Okay. Oh, Christ. Ouch. Ouch.

SPEAKER_02 57:51

How many was in your pile? I think I've tried to get it.

SPEAKER_06 57:53

Just the pile itself. Just the pile itself.

SPEAKER_02 57:55

I'm somewhere between 18 and 20, if I'm counting. Not that many. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 58:00

15 though. 15. 25. 25. It's my file count. With the plus with the 10th. So.

SPEAKER_02 58:08

Oh, yep. Yep. Oh, wait, so I won.

SPEAKER_06 58:13

Yeah, yeah, you won. Yeah, you beat the I technically our viewers won because you were 15.

SPEAKER_02 58:19

Oh, what was the better viewers?

SPEAKER_06 58:21

Five plus ten? Huh?

SPEAKER_02 58:22

What was our viewers?

SPEAKER_06 58:24

Ten.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

Oh, okay. Well, then they won. Woo-hoo. Oh, God.

Final Score And Where To Find Us

SPEAKER_05 58:30

Oh, hold on. Swear.

SPEAKER_06 58:34

With that, thank you very much for tuning in to another riveting episode of the Silly Goose Society. Listen to the stuff, do the things. Remember, merch Discord links are wherever the hell they are, and Angie's going to do a better job at doing this little sign-off. So yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:50

Yeah, I mean, that was pretty good. Uh no, in the in the description of the show is what he meant to say. There are all kinds of links. There's links for all of our socials, there's links for merch, there's links for the Discord. Um, join the Discord. We are having a good time in the Discord. Like, we're having fun. It's a lot of fun. So um join that community.

SPEAKER_05 59:16

Or else.

SPEAKER_02 59:17

Yeah, or else, you know, just not having fun.

SPEAKER_06 59:21

Yeah. Fucking life, don't I? Right.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

Anywho. Anywho, all right. Goodbye.