S1E28 - Mad Libs Mayhem

A single Mad Libs website gave us thousands of prompts and absolutely zero guardrails, so we did the only responsible thing: turned it into an hour of improv chaos. We start with some studio silliness, then build an “action mission briefing” that sounds like a serious spy movie right up until the words betray us. The dramatic reading is the whole joke, and once we commit to the tone, every random noun hits harder.

From there we crank the dial through a warped “War of 1812” recap that becomes accidental satire, plus a poetry Mad Lib stuffed with sound effects that feels like hearing someone’s brain buffering in real time. We also take quick detours into Jurassic Park and a Star Wars parody of Darth Plagueis the Wise, because nothing says comedy podcast like treating pop culture with total disrespect and full confidence.

We close by attempting self-help content, then immediately proving we should not be trusted with advice. If you love funny podcasts, improv comedy, Mad Libs, dramatic readings, and unfiltered banter, this one is built for you. Subscribe, share it with a friend who needs a laugh, and leave a review, then tell us what word you would have used for the most cursed prompt.

Transcript

Disclaimer And Mic Warmup

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Before we begin today's episode, we would like to share a quick disclaimer. The views, opinions, and statements expressed by the hosts and guests on this podcast are their own personal views and are provided in their own capacity. All content is editorial, opinion-based, and intended for entertainment purposes only. Listener discretion is advised.

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I'm just like, oh shit, I can't do it to make a noise. I had something earlier.

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That was a noise.

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A noise was made.

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Well, let's try this one. Maybe. Maybe not. What? Well not.

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What? I can barely hear you now. How are you far away from the microphone?

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I was sitting far back because I was trying to make a stupid noise in the microphone.

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Oh, okay. What are you whipping out?

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You like to know.

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Sounded like a like a tape measure.

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That's exactly what it was.

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Oh, was it?

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Oh, that could be a fun episode. We just tried to make noises in the microphones.

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Yeah. All right. Welcome back, everyone, to a new episode of the Silly Goose Society. I didn't get it wrong this time.

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Yeah, you almost did, though.

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No, no. Internally. Maybe somewhere in the recesses of my mind. I need a lobotomy.

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Oh, the nice pick.

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Yeah. Like in Sucker Punch.

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Wow.

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Throwing it back.

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Yeah. I love that movie. Anyway, we're not here to talk about movies. We are here. You know what? I think I'm going to enjoy this recording because we've we've had like a ton of guests. I feel like it's been a while since it's just been the two of us just fucking around.

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Yeah, I think we need to make things a little bit lighter from uh last week's episode.

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Fucking World War II.

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That was that was deep and and that's still barely even the fucking surface. So bad. So bad. There's so much cannibalism. Yeah, so much cannibalism. There was so much cannibalism. Anyhow.

Why We Chose Mad Libs

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Yeah. So today we are doing our silliest, gooseyest. We're gonna do mad libs for you guys.

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Lauren is genuinely excited for this. She's like, when do episodes come out? Like she's amped for this one. I told her, Oh yeah, we're doing mad libs.

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Fuck yeah.

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I found this website that just literally has thousands and thousands and thousands of mad libs. So we're just going to go around and pick a category, pick whatever um, I guess, you know, what title that we are feeling, and then we're just gonna go through it, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Okay. Oh fuck. Okay. Um, so who wants to get you want to go or do you want me to go?

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Your idea, you go.

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Okay.

Building The Spy Mission Mad Lib

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Well, I went with action, and I picked one called mission briefing. Literally, the only thing that I have is it says intro, director, good evening. And then that's it. That's I have no idea what this is. So you gotta give me a silly name.

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Give you a silly name?

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Yep.

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Macho man Randy Savage.

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Randy Savage. Okay. Type of toy.

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Macho Man Randy Savage.

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I got Macho Man Randy Savage. Yes. Okay. Type of toy.

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A vibrator. Adjective. Hairy.

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Noun plural.

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Birds.

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A piece of tech.

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Piece of tech? A calculator.

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Okay. Okay. Spelling doesn't matter. Calculator. Calculator. Okay, another plural noun.

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Another plural noun. Flip flops.

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Okay, a person you know.

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Jesus.

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Do you really?

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Jesus, he knows me and he knows I'm right.

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Okay. A verb ending in E D. Um I runed and I runned.

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Um jumped.

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Okay. Family member.

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Fourth cousin. A name. Jean.

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Another plural noun.

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Another plural noun.

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Actually, give me two more plural nouns.

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Okay, cassettes?

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Oh god, of course you would. Okay. Okay.

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You say tapes. This is fine. Um, and let's go with butter knives.

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Okay, in a place.

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A place. Sex dungeon.

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Okay.

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Verb.

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Verb?

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Yep.

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Fuck.

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Adverb. I'll say fuck. Fuck.

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Do you want me to put that down twice? Sure. Okay. A plural vehicle.

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A plural vehicle?

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Yeah.

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Segues.

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Okay. Plural body part.

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Plural body part.

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Yeah.

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Gapulas. Okay.

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Adjective.

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Adjective.

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Raw. Number. Eleven. Celebrity.

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McConaughey.

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Is that what is that what we're putting?

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Uh put a Christian bale.

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Okay. Uh verb ending in ING.

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Verb ending in ING.

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Yeah.

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Uh shouting.

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Okay. Another adjective. We're getting close to the end.

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Another adjective.

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Oh, you're gonna love the next one.

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Long.

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Long. Okay. Plural swear word.

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Plural swear word.

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Bollocks.

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Okay. A noun?

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A noun?

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Give me two nouns, actually.

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Shit tit.

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Okay, and an adjective.

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An adjective. Oh god. Um triangular. Is that a is that an adjective? I just may describe something?

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Yeah. Well, we can go for it.

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Okay.

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And the last one is a Gordon Ramsay quote.

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Who? Um a Gordon Ramsay quote. Get the fuck out of here, you Yankee Danky Doodle Dandy shite.

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You yankee yanky doodle.

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Yankee danky Yankee danky doodle dandy shite.

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Yankee danky. Yankee danky doodle what?

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Yankee danky doodle dandy shite.

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God bless. Okay. I got it. Alright. We ready to hear it?

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I I very much am because I forgot everything I said.

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Okay.

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Oh no. Come on, play it. Play it. Okay.

Reading The Mission Briefing Out Loud

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Here we go. Here we go. Mission briefing. Director. Good evening, Macho Man Randy Savage. Agent. Oh yeah. Special Director Vibrator. It's good to see you again. Director, I'm here with your next mission. A criminal organization of the world's most hairy turds has hacked into the government supercalculator, stealing their top secret report on the location of new flip-flops. Agent, my Jesus.

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No, no, no, no, no. Listen, hold on, hold on. We gotta start this over. It agent is Macho Man Randy Savage.

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Yeah.

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You know what you have to do. You know what you have to do.

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I'm not doing it. No. You can do it.

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I don't have it in front of me. Proceed.

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Proceed. Uh all right, director. I understand your reaction. The group has also jumped your the group has also jumped your fourth cousin Gene and are holding are and are holding him for ransom of five 190 cassettes. Does it make any sense? No, it doesn't. Agent, we're in the sex dungeon. Are we gonna get five 190 butter knives? Director, I don't know, but we need the fuck fuck. Are we gonna get? Agent, I have a plan. I'll meet up with the group, disguising myself as one of their segues. Director, so far I'm on board. Agent, if they attack, I'll fight back with my bare scapulas. Director great. It is director with a corner. Director great. Here, this disc contains raw information that might help. Agent, what's on this disc, sir? Director, 11 photos of Christian Bale shouting.

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That's that's power for the fucking course.

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Right. Agent, I see. I've already contacted my team of highly trained long butt long bullocks to help. Director, you're the best shit agent we have. How do you prepare for such triangular missions? Agent, by doing what I've always done. Waking up, going by doing what I've always done. Waking up, going up to the tit training, and by repeating my own personal mantra. Get the fuck out of here, you yankee danky doodle dandy shite.

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Oh, I looked myself right in the eyes in the mirror and I told myself, get the hell out there, you yanky dinky doodle dandy shite.

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Oh god, I have got I've got to uh oh did that yeah. I gotta copy this and and I I have to Yeah, that is a good one.

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We're gonna do the episode about the uh dramatic readings? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna work on my macho man and I'll do that one.

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Oh, that's great.

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All right.

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This is what did you what did you pick?

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Okay. No, no, no, no. Um in a noun.

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A noun.

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Yeah.

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Um

History Mad Lib Setup War Of 1812

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my bad.

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Uh the the topic is uh the war of eighteen twelve.

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So we're going history.

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Had to go history.

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Okay. I'd fucking knew it. I knew you were gonna do that anyway.

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Well, yeah, because in and what do you think I was looking for in there?

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I don't know.

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I thought uh literally anything, World War II. Anything. But I was like, you know what? The number one was War of 1812. So it's like, let's go with it.

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Okay. Uh so a noun. Um a noun, uh boulders.

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Boulders.

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A boulder. Well, it just asks for yeah, we'll do one boulder.

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That's a nas boulder.

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Exactly.

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Verb past tense.

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Licked.

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Licked.

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Uh, a noun.

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Uh a noun. Uh what? It's see, I my brain freezes. Like uh fucking tree.

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Fucking tree, gotcha. Uh let's see. Noun.

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Plural. Boobs.

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Boob boobs.

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Boobs. Don't mean that. Plural noun.

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Jesus.

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Jesus. Okay, that could work.

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Um no, uh snow cones.

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Snow cones.

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A place. Um Guadalajara.

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Guadalajara, got it.

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Yeah, of course I gotta try to fucking spell Guadalajara right now. Oh fuck, I think I oh fuck, yeah, I got it right.

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Oh, suck my fucking dick. Let's get this. Let's fucking get it. No, let's go.

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The fact that it's literally spelled exactly how you think, just swap the H with a J. Anyhow, a noun.

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Um a pickle. A noun. Plural. Um ass cracks. Ass cracks.

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I like how you're ty you're typing so violently over there.

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A country.

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Oh, a country. Um France France France Noun. Another another fucking noun.

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Actually, no, give me two nouns.

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Two more nouns. Okay. Um Cockrang.

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Cochrang, that's a good one.

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And toenail. Toenail. Another country.

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Fuck. Okay. Um Liechtenstein. No, no. Um Kazakhstan, got it. Uh yeah, fine. Fuck it. Whatever. Kazakhstan.

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No, Nabkhis said I'm gonna put Azerbaijan.

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What where the fuck is that?

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Right next to Kazakhstan.

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Okay. No, I'm kidding. Kazakhstan. Verb ending in E D. Rubbed. Rubbed. A noun. Jesus. Um nipple.

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Nipple. I have nipples, Craig. Can you milk me?

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Exactly.

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Verb.

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Um. Tickle.

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Tickle. You got pickle, we got tickle, we got nipples, and a noun.

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Another no God damn it.

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You got like six more nouns you're gonna have to give me at some point, I think.

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Okay. Uh, okay. Um a noun. Moon.

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Moon.

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Damon.

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Okay, verb past tense.

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Whacked. Whacked. That's a good one. Uh adjective.

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Huh? Objective? Adjective. Oh god. Um gigantic.

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Gigantic.

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Gigantosaurus completely enormous.

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Nope, gigantic, not gigantosaurus, you dipshit. A noun. Foot. Foot.

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Verb past, we might as well verb past tense. Um verb past tense.

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Uh let's go with um.

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Is it is it sh no, is it shivved or shanked? Which one? You shiv somebody with a shank?

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You can shank someone with a shank. Yes, both.

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Sh okay, shanked.

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I like shanked better. Body part plural. Hmm, yay.

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Um body part plural. I want to like immediately I wanted to say balls, but balls. I let's go with it's how about bulls? Let's let's go with uh vertebrae.

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Vertebrae. Get let the coon is get in our vertebrae.

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Uh noun. Jesus.

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And then a noun plural.

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Okay, uh Mouse Mouse and clocks.

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Clocks verb past tense. Sucked. Sucked. Noun Jesus.

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Um almost there.

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Lantern.

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Lantern. Future year.

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Future year. Let's go with um thirty twenty seven.

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Thirty twenty-seven.

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Hmm.

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Plural nationality.

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Mm Jews.

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Um let's go with uh let's go with uh let's go with Russians.

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Russians.

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A little a little callback to last week.

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Hmm. That would be Soviet, never mind.

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Well, whatever.

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Unknown.

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Douche canoe.

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Douche canoe. So it's spelled douche canoe. K-Y-L-E.

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No, that's canoe, you fucking idiot.

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That's douche canoe.

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I do I not know how to spell canoe? Fuck it.

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Okay.

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I'm just gonna put can. Ooh. Oh, there we go. That's how you spell it. There we go. Thanks, spell check. A big number.

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A big number. Big number.

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But what if I just type it really big?

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Right. It could be just a size-wise. Um let's go with four million eight hundred and thirty-seven.

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Four million eight hundred and thirty-seven. Five sixty three. I f I fucking hate it here. I fucking hate it here.

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Um a verb ending in E D.

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Um four million eight hundred and thirty-seven thousand five hundred and six. Fucked.

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Fucked.

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All right. Let's play it.

Reading The War Of 1812

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The War of 1812. Oh, Jesus Christ. I think I just saw literally the last line, and oh god. Oh fuck.

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Oh, I can't wait. Okay. Oh my god.

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Oh. The boulder of 1812, 1812 to 1815, was a conflict licked between the United States and the United Confederation of a fucking tree. And their respective boobs. Snow cones and Fatalahara often see it as a minor pickle of a Napoleonic ass of Napoleon Yeah, Napoleonic Napoleonic ass cracks in the United States and France is seen as a cock ringing in its own right. Since the outbreak of toenail with Napoleonic Kazakhstan, British had rubbed a navel nipple to tickle off neutral moon in France.

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Jesus.

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Oh wait, no, here's here's the here we go. British shanked American merchant vertebrae into royal mouse. Clocks such as the Chesapeake, uh the Chesapeake uh What the fuck? The Chesapeake uh Leopor Leopold? Leopard Leopard? The Chesapeake Leopard affair sucked anti-British lantern. In 3027, the Russians were in turn outraged by this little douche canoe affair in which four million eight hundred and thirty-seven thousand five hundred and sixty-three British sailors fucked. I mean Sounds about right.

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Sounds about right. Yeah. It's current state of affairs.

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Britain shanked American merchant vertebrae into royal mouse clocks such as the Chesapeake Leopold affair sucked anti-British lantern. In 3027, the Russians were interned outraged by the little douche canoe affair. Into what four million eight hundred thirty-seven thousand five hundred and sixty two British sitters. Fucked. Fucked. My favorite line is the Russians were intern outraged by the little douche canoe.

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Oh, that's pretty good.

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How would you explain it? That was more French than Russian, but still. Oh yeah, that was a good one.

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Yeah.

Poetry Mad Lib With Sound Effects

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Alright. So I'm wait- I okay. Mystery or poetry. I can't choose between the two.

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Or poetry. Let's go with Oh, let's go with poetry.

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I knew you were gonna pick that for some reason. Well then go to the other fucking one. I don't give a tag down. No, no, no. We're doing it. We're doing it.

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Um, King Leonidas, give me liberty or give me debt, the greatest thing.

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Oh man.

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The Gettysburg address. Oh, hold on.

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Let's see. Uh okay. Uh here we go. Bumblebee Monopoly.

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Bumblebee Monopoly.

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Okay, we're doing it. We're doing that one.

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Oh, oh I got oh, I got the yep.

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Oh, okay. This has some fun ones. Okay. God, I swear this ad for this take take a test to see if I'm gay or not has got to go on this site. I'm just saying. Okay. Uh I need two sounds from you.

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Two sounds?

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I mean, and I don't need you to make the sound and need you to actually say the sound. Like verbalize the sound.

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Verbalize the sound. So I don't know what's oh, that's a fucking quick one.

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Um, like if you're gonna say whoop, I don't need you to go whoop.

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Okay, you know what? Um shaka laka.

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That's a sound?

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It is now.

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Boo shaka laka. Okay, I'm going with that spelling uh in another sound.

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Another sound. Um The scouting that Jonathan Davis does in Freak on a leash.

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Oh no. I'm not typing all that. Freak. I can't do that sound. Okay. Freak on a leash sound. I'm just gonna have to cue you to do the sound. Okay, verb past tense.

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Verb past tense. Ran.

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Okay, in two adjectives.

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Two adjectives. Uh frisky and daintily. Good words. An animal. An animal? An Arctic turn.

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Ardvark came up in my head. So when you started to say Arctic, I was like, if he says Ardvark, I'm gonna scream. Okay, Arctic turn. Okay. Verb past tense.

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Verb past tense. Shat.

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Okay. Interjection.

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Interjection?

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Yeah.

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I object.

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Is that an interjection?

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I don't know. I know it's an objection. I don't know what an interjection is. Like I feel like I know, but I don't know if I know. Do you know?

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We're gonna go with it. Adjective.

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Adjective. Jesus Christ. How many we got here? Adjective. Um boring.

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Stop talking about me. Animal.

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Animal. Um Ardvark.

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Okay. Uh what the fuck? Okay, I don't verb base form. I don't know what that means. What the flying fuck is that? How many more do I gotta do? That means a verb base form.

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Run.

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Run? Okay.

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Sure. I don't I I literally don't know.

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Oh, I need two more sounds.

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Two more sounds. Yes.

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Um oh, oh. Come back.

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Okay, here we go. Booty clap. Okay. Call it a fart. Okay. Verb past tense. Verb past tense. Oh my god. Give me a verb that's a past tense. No. Um yes. No. Fell.

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Two adjectives.

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Two adjectives. Um harsh and punctual. Okay.

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And another animal.

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Oh Jesus fucking hell. Um clownfish.

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Okay, and clownfish. And give me one other animal.

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One other animal. Uh an emu.

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Okay. Uh now I let's see. Give me four more sounds.

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Four more sounds. Oh fucking hell. Um a gunshot, E-Rex roar, child's a child's laughter.

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Uh-huh. And a zip tie.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

My favorite. Um okay. Adverb.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

Adverb. Go with shitty.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

Shitty? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

Go with shitty.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

And I'm just trying to look through here. Give me three adjectives.

SPEAKER_05 32:55

Three adjectives. Let's go with dumpy.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:02

Quiet. Rasive.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Okay. Three verbs in their past tense.

SPEAKER_05 33:09

Stink, stank, stunk. No. Are you already typing those out?

SPEAKER_02 33:16

I did. I typed all those out. Do you want to change them?

SPEAKER_05 33:19

No, no, no. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

Okay. And the last one, an exclamation.

SPEAKER_05 33:25

Get bent.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

All right.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

Oh god. I don't know how this is gonna go. Okay. Bumblebee Monopoly.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

Boom, shaka laga. Then the freak on the leash sound. Do it. Boom shakalaka.

SPEAKER_05 33:52

Boom shakalaka. Boom. Yimma.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Sound. I ran a frisky, daintily Arctic turn. I shat, I object. Boring Ardvark. Would you like to run Monopoly? Booty clap fart. I fell with a harsh punctual clownfish. Oh, and an ad popped up. Of course. Oh, are you kidding me? Um, would you like to run Monopoly? Booty clap fart. I fell with a harsh punctual clownfish. Gunshot roar. He wasn't a shitty stumpy bee. He stink, he stink at me, and he stink at me, and he stunk at me. Monopoly. Child's laughter, zip tie. Get bent, quiet, abrasive emo. And that's the poem.

SPEAKER_00 34:56

Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_02 34:58

That sounded like like the inside of a mind of somebody in a mental ward.

SPEAKER_05 35:05

Sounds like my wedding vows. Okay, so I'm just gonna say this one. Uh, this next one that I would have for you. I'll have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven things. So I'm gonna do two if you're cool with that.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 35:20

Okay, I need a verb present ending in ing.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Um, squatting. Squatting. Adjective.

SPEAKER_05 35:36

Two adjectives.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Two adjectives. All right. I love adjectives. Uh maniacal.

SPEAKER_05 35:47

You know I only like have a third grade reading level, right? Ma uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

I can spell it. Okay. Another one. And frothy. Frothy. Frothy. A noun.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

Oh Jesus, you and the nouns.

SPEAKER_05 36:09

Um bitch is literally the only one.

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Okay, okay. Uh a noun. Let's go with a porcupine.

SPEAKER_04 36:21

A porcupine. Two adjectives.

SPEAKER_02 36:34

Uh let's do creepy and zany.

SPEAKER_05 36:41

Zany.

SPEAKER_02 36:43

Ooh.

SPEAKER_05 36:44

Verb, past tense, last one.

SPEAKER_04 36:47

Um skittered. Skittered.

Jurassic Park Mad Lib Quick Hit

SPEAKER_04 37:02

I went with the adventure category.

SPEAKER_05 37:08

Jurassic Park. This is this is it's literally just like a couple sentences here.

SPEAKER_02 37:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 37:16

On Isla Nublar, Dr. Robert Muldoon once uh went uh went squatting for the maniacal raptors. He walked through the frothy forest and saw a raptor. He pulled out his porcupine and aimed it at the raptor. One snuck up from behind him. Uh he turned and said, Creepy girl, the zany raptor skittered on him and ate him. And that was that.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

That is that.

SPEAKER_05 37:55

That is that. Creepy girl.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Creepy girl.

SPEAKER_05 37:59

It's skittered on him.

SPEAKER_02 38:03

I'm just, it's like the word skittered was picturing a velociraptor, like, just literally skittering. Creepy girl.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

Oh, there we go. I got one here.

Darth Plagueis Mad Lib Parody

SPEAKER_02 38:21

Okay.

unknown 38:21

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:22

Okay. Oh, this was got 17 nouns. Get ready for it.

SPEAKER_02 38:25

Oh my god. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 38:27

Uh what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 38:35

What?

SPEAKER_05 38:37

Preposition or subordinating conjunction.

SPEAKER_02 38:42

The fuck.

unknown 38:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 38:46

Please tell me you're Googling what types of words those are.

SPEAKER_02 38:51

Preposition. I on.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

On a proper noun. Um Walmart. Walmart. Determiner. I think it's like these.

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Okay. So you want me to put these?

SPEAKER_04 39:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:28

Uh two proper nouns.

SPEAKER_02 39:31

Um bishop and uh quagmire.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Quagmire.

SPEAKER_02 39:43

Um okay, how many nouns?

SPEAKER_05 39:47

I need one noun and then one, two, three, four, five proper nouns.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

Okay. Frog.

SPEAKER_05 39:57

Frog.

SPEAKER_04 40:00

Hold on, of course. Fuck you, Ad. Uh Proper noun.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Um Hogwarts.

SPEAKER_01 40:14

Hogwarts. Proper noun.

SPEAKER_02 40:18

The Great Wall of China.

SPEAKER_05 40:20

Great Wall of China. An adjective.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

Hmm. Juicy.

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Juicy. Three proper nouns.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

Oh fuck. Okay, three proper nouns.

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

Let's go with um let's go with New York City.

SPEAKER_05 40:50

Shut the actual flying fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

Were you thinking of that too?

SPEAKER_05 40:57

I was. I was just like, oh, if she says something like New York City, I'll put NYC. So New York City.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

Another proper noun, please.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

Oh, prepotente.

SPEAKER_05 41:16

Prepopente.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

Prepotente.

SPEAKER_05 41:20

Tente. What is it? Prepo or H and H? Is that what I said?

SPEAKER_04 41:29

Prepo tenente. Prep.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

God damn it, don't it? A proper noun.

SPEAKER_02 41:38

And for those of you that do not know, prepotente is one of the greatest characters in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. It is Mama Special Boy. He is little pony. Another proper noun?

SPEAKER_06 41:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:54

Um. Mmm Mario.

SPEAKER_05 42:00

I would say Mongo.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

Mongo. Mongo is a bald.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

Noun. Plural.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

But. Butts. No, it's butts, not butta.

SPEAKER_05 42:19

Dipshit. An adjective.

SPEAKER_02 42:24

Oh, see, adjectives are great. Um, give me more adjectives. Uh, let's do antsy.

SPEAKER_05 42:34

Antsy. Verb present tense.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Oh, the the word that came to mind, you're gonna hate me.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

Go for it.

SPEAKER_02 42:44

Capitulate.

SPEAKER_04 42:46

Capitulate. Butcher that word. Maybe apparently not. Any hope? Adjective.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Uh let's go with let's go with Wobbly.

SPEAKER_01 43:14

Wobbly, wobbly, wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble baby.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Get up now. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:24

Proper noun.

SPEAKER_02 43:26

Proper noun. Um Pittsburgh Steelers.

SPEAKER_05 43:31

Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm gonna put the Steelers.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

Well, you have something against spelling Pittsburgh?

SPEAKER_05 43:39

Yeah, I don't want to. It's a lot of letters. Fuck them.

SPEAKER_02 43:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 43:43

Noun, plural.

SPEAKER_04 43:46

Um Tits. Tits. Hell yeah. Two adjectives.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Two adjectives. Okay. Um Obnoxious.

SPEAKER_05 44:01

Obnoxious perfect.

SPEAKER_02 44:07

And um shaggy.

SPEAKER_05 44:10

Shaggy. Like Zoik's man.

SPEAKER_02 44:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:17

I need a noun.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

Lamp.

SPEAKER_05 44:20

Lamp. I love lamp.

SPEAKER_02 44:22

I love lamp.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

I love lamp. What? An adverb?

SPEAKER_02 44:28

An adverb. Something new. Let's go with veiny.

SPEAKER_04 44:36

Do what?

SPEAKER_02 44:40

Veiny.

SPEAKER_05 44:42

Your salvaney. I need three nouns.

SPEAKER_02 44:47

Okay, trident, raccoon, and bigfoot.

SPEAKER_04 44:55

Bigfoot.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

All three of those came from that same movie. Smells like a raccoon. Got burned up in the coffee machine.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

It smells like Bigfoot's dick. Shred killed the guy. What's going to have tried it from? It's like Bigfoots. Pronoun?

SPEAKER_02 45:32

Um hers. Or her, whatever fits.

SPEAKER_00 45:38

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Where'd you get a try that from?

SPEAKER_01 45:44

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 45:46

Rick, if I were you, I'd lay low for a while.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

I'd lay real low for a while.

SPEAKER_02 45:55

What category was this, by the way?

SPEAKER_05 45:57

It's just still adventure. It's in the Oh Adventure.

SPEAKER_02 45:59

Okay, that's right. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 46:01

This one is called. Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

SPEAKER_02 46:10

Oh God.

SPEAKER_05 46:12

I don't think on works for what we said.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Oh, really? Okay.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

Yeah, so I'm just gonna swap out and because the first line is the first line, did you ever hear of the Yeah, so what it says is did you ever hear of the on? Doesn't work.

unknown 46:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 46:30

Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Walmart? The wise these the wise I thought not. It's not a story the bishop would tell you What the flying fuck? It's a quagmire frog. Hogwarts Great Wall of China was in Jucy New York City of the Prepenta Preppente So powerful and so wise he could use the Mario to influence the butts to create life Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 47:20

Sounds like some kind of fever dream.

SPEAKER_05 47:23

He had such knowledge of the antsy side that he could keep the ones that he cared about from capitulating. The wobbly side of the Steelers is a pathway to many tits some consider to be obnoxious. He became so shaggy. The other thing, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his lamp, which eventually of course he did. Vaney He taught his trident raccoon he knew then his Bigfoot killed him in his sleep. Oh this last line. He could save others ironic. He could save others from death, but not her. Spooky ominists. Oh my god, snap of Darth Plague is the wise. And I did it in a bad Emperor Palpatine, not Chancellor Palpatine. I apologize for that.

Self-Help Mad Lib Life Advice

SPEAKER_05 48:41

Alright, so the last one I'm gonna try to find is I'm in the self-help one.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Oh Jesus. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 48:49

Ooh, let's see. Seven ways to get revenge from an ex-boyfriend. Uh, let's see.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

Sleeping advice.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

How to get a life, how to live. Or advice from dad. I think I'm gonna advise you.

SPEAKER_02 49:17

How to get a life and live.

SPEAKER_05 49:19

How to get a life. No, okay, so how to get a life or how to live. My bad, those are two separate things.

SPEAKER_02 49:24

Oh, how to get a life.

SPEAKER_05 49:25

How to get a life. Let's go with that.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

Because I feel like more people need to get a fucking life.

SPEAKER_05 49:31

Oh god, there's a lot on this one.

SPEAKER_02 49:33

Oh, okay. Well skip it. Font seven with which whichever one's shorter. Let's do that.

SPEAKER_05 49:42

Uh how to live ain't too bad.

SPEAKER_04 49:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 49:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Uh verb base form. Sleep. Sleep. A number. Seven hundred and fifty-three. Seven five three. A noun. Hogo stick. Hogo. A pronoun. His a body part. Duck.

SPEAKER_01 50:26

Cock.

SPEAKER_02 50:27

Dick.

SPEAKER_01 50:28

Oh duck.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Yeah. You gotta say it just like that.

SPEAKER_05 50:34

D-E-I-C-K. D yuck.

SPEAKER_02 50:36

D yuck.

SPEAKER_05 50:37

D-uck. D-E-Y-A-K. That's how we'll spell it.

SPEAKER_04 50:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:46

I completely forgot that's what that's supposed to be. And I was like, what the fuck said D yak? And because like, start the day by touching your D yak. And I was like, what? Plural noun.

SPEAKER_02 51:02

Um plural noun, um vulvas.

SPEAKER_05 51:08

Vulvas. My vulvas is smooth as a veal cutlet. Proper noun.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

Proper noun. Um cheese whiz.

SPEAKER_06 51:22

Cheese whiz.

SPEAKER_05 51:30

Cheese whiz Khalifa. Possessive possessive noun.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

Um oh my god, possessive noun. Uh oh fuck, why did my brain just empty? Possessive noun.

SPEAKER_05 51:44

Um Yeah, I ain't got nothing.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

The fuck is a possessive noun?

SPEAKER_05 51:50

Um I will literally Google a possessive noun.

SPEAKER_02 51:55

Um, okay. Uh dogs. Dog apostrophe s.

SPEAKER_05 52:02

Dog apostrophe s. Wow. I looked it up. Singular announcement. Example, a dog's bone. Wow.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

I hate it here. Dogs. Adverb.

SPEAKER_02 52:19

Let's go with curiously.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Curiously.

SPEAKER_05 52:25

Compound verb.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

Overlook.

SPEAKER_01 52:29

Overlook.

SPEAKER_05 52:30

Conjunction.

SPEAKER_02 52:32

Conjunction.

SPEAKER_05 52:34

I fucking knew.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

I goddamn fucking. What is it?

SPEAKER_02 52:36

Conjunction, junction, what's your function?

SPEAKER_01 52:39

Thinking of words, phrases, and clauses.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

Um and and preposition.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

Preposition. Between. Betwixt.

SPEAKER_05 53:01

Betwixt.

SPEAKER_02 53:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 53:03

Thank you for that. Betwixt. Add uh two adjectives.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

Um ghastly.

SPEAKER_05 53:13

Ghastly.

SPEAKER_02 53:15

And whimsical. Is whimsical an adjective? I gotta think about it. Whimsically? Whims nah. Okay, it's too uh forget that.

SPEAKER_05 53:29

Uh uh Whimsy whimsy?

SPEAKER_02 53:32

Aloof.

SPEAKER_05 53:33

Aloof. An article of clothing.

SPEAKER_02 53:37

Jockstrap.

SPEAKER_05 53:39

I was close. I was gonna go T string thong.

SPEAKER_02 53:44

It's the male version of a phone.

SPEAKER_05 53:47

Oh do we want to put jockstrap or do we want to put like banana hammock?

SPEAKER_03 53:51

Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 53:53

I'll do jockstrap because I decided to end an introjection.

SPEAKER_04 53:57

God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 54:00

Donut God damn it, donut. Bingo. Exclamation point.

SPEAKER_05 54:08

Okay. Not RARX day.

SPEAKER_02 54:12

No.

SPEAKER_05 54:13

Okay. How to live. It's a it's a list. How to live. One you need to sleep from a high place without dying. Pretty solid. Um two, be healthy. Three, live to be seven hundred and fifty-three years old.

SPEAKER_02 54:37

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

Number four. Sing to a pogo stick. Five, find his and dance.

SPEAKER_02 54:52

Find his what?

SPEAKER_03 54:54

Just says find his Oh God, what what have I done? These next two next three.

SPEAKER_02 55:54

Oh my God. My favorite Paul Paul Rudd scene ever.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

Steal someone's dog.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

Okay. Steal someone's dog. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 56:20

Make sure to apply cheese whiz to your vulva.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

Ladies don't do that. I would recommend.

SPEAKER_05 56:39

I don't know what's better.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

We would not recommend that. We do not endorse that message.

SPEAKER_05 56:43

I don't know what's better than that one, or try not to break your dick. Stand to someone curiously. Overlook everything. Respect others and be happy, not sad. Pretty solid. Don't die betwixt a hole. Wear a ghastly aloof jock strap for a month.

SPEAKER_02 57:14

I mean, there are worse ways to spend a month.

SPEAKER_05 57:17

Yeah, like breaking your day. Say hi to everyone that passes by. Don't be a depressing fail in life. What was the introduction we were?

SPEAKER_02 57:32

Uh bingo.

SPEAKER_05 57:34

Okay. Bingo. Um meet a celebrity. Say bingo whenever someone says dog. Uh number 18 is don't die.

SPEAKER_02 57:46

Just don't die?

SPEAKER_05 57:48

That's the last one. Just says don't die.

SPEAKER_02 57:50

Well, you're not, because you're gonna live to be what, 700 and 753? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:57

But not breaking a deok. And putting cheese whiz on your vulva.

SPEAKER_02 58:04

That's probably my favorite.

SPEAKER_05 58:06

I think cheese whiz in the vulva is a good one. I mean, and then the other one is just abruptly steal someone's dog. Oh, Christ.

SPEAKER_03 58:16

Oh god, these are good.

SPEAKER_05 58:18

Cheese whiz on your vulva. Cheese whiz on your duck.

SPEAKER_02 58:25

Yeah, put cheese, cheese whiz on your vulva and then have somebody and then have somebody break their day off in you.

SPEAKER_05 58:36

I said noob and she still did it. Noob with a cheese whizzy vulva and then break my duck in it.

SPEAKER_02 58:43

I'll bet you somebody's done it.

SPEAKER_05 58:45

Oh, there's no way no one has. Like, there's no way. There's probably if I had a nickel for every time.

SPEAKER_02 58:54

Somebody put cheese whiz on their vulva?

SPEAKER_05 58:56

Yeah, then broke a dayuck. I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

SPEAKER_04 59:04

It's weird that it happened twice, exactly.

Phineas And Ferb Quote Break

SPEAKER_04 59:12

Oh Lord.

SPEAKER_05 59:14

Can we just take a half a second to appreciate the show Phineas and Fur? Because that's where I get that quote from. And it's the fucking professor with the most ridiculous voice. It's the funniest thing. If I had a time every time I was outsmarted by a planty pus, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's really gonna happen twice.

Wrap Up And Where To Find Us

SPEAKER_02 59:44

Anyway, we've got to end this fucking episode.

SPEAKER_05 59:47

Yeah, we do. We gotta cut a whole bunch of shit out because we did like a whole bunch of bandos and then we just spiraled about some horses. Anywho, uh, yeah, listen to our podcast, get fucked.

SPEAKER_02 59:55

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SPEAKER_05 1:00:05

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SPEAKER_02 1:00:06

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unknown 1:00:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

All right. Bye.